Georgian Jenner

Recently, I spent the afternoon at one of my favourite castles near me, at Berkeley.
You may recall I mentioned Edward the 1st while I visited Wales recently. Well, his (rather unpopular) son Edward the 2nd famously met his ignoble demise while incarcerated at Berkeley, viz the infamous red-hot poker up his right royal rectum.
What is less well known, is that a couple of hundred years ago, a family doctor living in Berkeley is accredited with saving more lives than any other person, ever.
That person was of course Dr Edward Jenner, famous for popularising (but not actually inventing) the practice of vaccination to help eradicate smallpox (which killed up to one in five of his poxy peers and disfigured the rest).
Being fully aware that prior cowpox-infections in milkmaids strongly-suggested immunization to smallpox, our derring-do doctor publicly injected a young lad with the putrid pus from a milkmaid's blister ... and the rest is quack-tastic history. (As an aside, the word 'vacca' is latin for cow ... hence the etymology of 'vaccination').
Now, roll on a couple of centuries where we have developed our understanding of diseases just a little, with AI being used to try and beat the novel coronavirus, Covid-19. Incredibly, despite finally eradicating smallpox in the 1970's, we've still got some, erm, 'challenged' people that believe vaccination is some kind of unholy conspiracy.
The reason this is important is because communicable diseases like smallpox or Covid-19 experience explosive growth rates, in line with geometric progression.
Compound growth is the stuff of legend - even Einstein reputedly called it the eighth wonder of the world.
Yet geometric progression can be tamed and harnessed within successful MSP marketing for your business ... it's simply called 'networking'.
Oh - and Eddie was also was the first to notice (well, first to write down at least) that cuckoo chicks displace their host's eggs (as a parasite) ... plus legend has it that he met his wife when his hot-air balloon ploughed into her property ... he was quite a catch in the 1780's ... we've all got a lot to thank for that glorious Georgian’s putrid pus!

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